You know your pregnant when... (reader discretion advised)

You get excited for extra mucousy discharge because it might be ur plug and it might signal labor is nearing!

You change ur undies 4 times a day without thinking twice because u peed urself and the liner didn't catch it all.

You get a little depressed when u think about not being able to eat 4 blueberry muffins and just blame it on eating for two.

Or 6 tacos...

U have chocolate chip cookies and candy for lunch because ur too tired to make anything else.

Ur feet are swollen to the size of small babies!

U cry at commercials for food that sounds good.

U cry at the drop of a dime and at other times find things so ridiculously hilarious people think u may fallen off ur rocker.

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